Believe it or not… the worst offenders of crotch related offences on transit aren’t the voyeurs.
Most people when faced with someone’s crotch inches away from the end of their nose, try to lean back and look away.
The crotch-etiest offenders lean in close, giving their sitting targets no place to escape. Maybe it’s meant as a punishment for those who managed to get a seat…after all their world becomes a vision of fabric covering places you normally don’t want strangers sticking their noses.
I can’t even say it’s only the guys who are doing it, or that the offender is doing it on purpose (although, the guy who kept ramming his semi-hard dick into my shoulder was definitely on a mission – but that’s a different story).
I saw one chick on the train the other day who while I was coming home from work. She was well dressed (short skirt, heels, blazer), had a purse and a shopping bag in one hand and was texting with the other. Apparently hanging on wasn’t a priority.
Every time the train stopped and started she thrust out her hips to balance herself… right into the face of the elderly lady sitting in the senior’s seating fold-down chair. The poor woman looked horrified each time the crotch came her way (and it’s not like she could put up her hand to push it away).
So a plea from all of us who managed to get a sea on the subway. Please keep your crotch to yourself.
