This seems to be a theme week here at Snarkicism – let’s talk about health.
I have a really good mix of friends, some are old and fat, some are young and fat, some are old and skinny some are young and skinny, the rest of us fall somewhere in between.
A few of us went out to an concert the other night and then afterwards went to get a drink. At the concert I had the misfortune to sit between two of my bigger friends.
I’ll admit I’m not exactly small, but at least I don’t overflow into the next seat…
Needless to say, I spent the entire concert precariously balanced on the outer edge of my seat because there was no room left in my chair for me.
Later at the restaurant, we had to wait for a table because one of the girl’s couldn’t fit into the booth… and I mean this literally. There was not enough room between the seat and table for her to slide in.
Once we were seated, we chatted about stuff and I learned that this same girl had just had bypass surgery. She scoffed at how the doctor told her to lose weight…and I quote “What does being fat have to do with your heart?”
