I was coming home on the bus around midnight last night when there was a commotion at the front entryway of the bus.
This delightful, older lady, no taller than 5’2″ and I’d guess no younger than 65, had just boarded the bus. She was all dressed in pink clutching a pretty white purse.
The bus driver had apparently asked her how she was.
“Horny old coot. I’m going to kick him to the curb. I’m too old for this ss… stuff” she slammed her purse down on the bag storage area just behind the driver. “He want’s to go steady, but his idea of steady isn’t the same as mine.”
The driver, who apparently has talked to her before, asked, “What does he thinks it is?”
She replied, “Well to me, going steady is one on one, to him it’s five on one. He’s emailing other girls right in front of me. He showed me their email and all they want to do is have sex with him.”
The driver murmured something sympathetic.
I had to look down, she was so indignant… and so cute. I couldn’t stop myself from smiling.
As she got off the bus a few minutes later she stopped and looked around at the driver (who was probably around 50 and really quite attractive) “You seem like a nice man.”
“My wife thinks so too.”
She sighed. “All the good ones are taken.”
*** Blast – I was hoping men would settle down a bit when they got older
