So my birthday is coming up and well, you see how much luck I’ve been having in the romance department.
One of my good friends sent me a birthday present.
I burst out laughing when I saw what was inside the package. My very own Hitachi Magic Wand. He bought one ages ago for his recently exed-wife, back in the days when when they were still married. She gave it rave reviews. So I couldn’t wait to try it out, hoping this was one thing she hadn’t lied about.
BTW – He’s a saint… and single if anyone wants me to hook them up with him. (but you gotta pass through my strict anti-bitch filters before I’ll let you near him)
Anyway… let me just say that it’s almost enough to swear off men completely. Who needs the hassle of a man when you have a sweet little ride like this.
The knob at the end takes some working up to, at least it did for me, but I’m telling you WOW, Just WOW. Apparently, you can also buy attachments for it… guess what I want for Christmas! My only complaint is that it has only a 6ft cord, but I can live with that since extension cords will fix the problem and it means you never have to worry again about your batteries dying when you need them the most.
Now, my friend, being a man, he wants all the intimate, vibration by vibration details, but well… that’s too much for even this blog.
So let me just say, I highly recommend it to all the girls out there… and if you have a guy (or girl) it also does a fantastic job as the body massager it is intended to be. Apparently it’s also great for help smooth out those ugly cellulite dimples too. Can it get any better? I think not!
Check it out on youtube.com to see all the testimonial videos and suggestions for use.
Oh gee, look at the time… I’m off to bed 😛
