Snarkicism:
Any criticism delivered in a pointedly sarcastic or rude manner, or any rude or snarky comment thinly veiled as constructive criticism
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The Screamer
I used to have two male roommates. Both of the guys had girlfriends. One of them was dating the bitch-from-hell. It was one of those cases where he was totally besotted and the rest of us were left scratching our heads trying to figure out why? Continue reading
Girls are asshats too
A couple of my guy friends are laughing their asses off at this blog. Then they started remember when… about the bad dates/situations they’ve had with women. I just about peed my pants, I was laughing so hard. Some of the stories I had heard before. With their permission I’ll tell some of them here and can only hope to do the stories justice. Continue reading
Babysitters-Aren’t-Us
This one goes back a bit, at least for the beginning. At first he was lovely. But as time wore on we slid backwards and became a booty-call instead of stepping it up adnd deepening our relationship. Continue reading
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SCUBA-man
Alas there is always one bad date that is used to measure each and every bad date that comes after it. Even if it’s eventually surpassed, it’s still used as a different point on the scale for comparison. Continue reading
Hitachi Magic Wand
Anyway… let me just say that it’s almost enough to swear off men completely. Who needs the hassle of a man when you have a sweet little ride like this. Continue reading
Full Frontal Assault
Finally, the movie ended and I said I needed to go. I was about to grab my purse and leave when FINALLY he stuttered out, “Can I kiss you?” It took a lot for me not to say, “well, duhh yeah.” instead I smiled sweetly and said “yes please.” Continue reading
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The Drooler
We’d already drifted from chat to making out. He turned out to be a wonderful kisser so I mentally checked off that item on my ‘BF-must-have’ list. (Do NOT judge me – we all have that list in our heads) Continue reading
The Porn Star
So I’m standing in the middle of the kitchen, slicing veggies, frying hamburger for spaghetti and watching my own personal porn movie. Continue reading
Lesson One – Boobs
Apparently, “How big are they?” is the new “Hi, how are you?” Continue reading
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Welcome to dating in the 21st century
My name is Sadie. I’ve been divorced for a while and decided it was time to start dating again. (well that and needing to shut my mother up. Seriously, it’s not my biological clock that’s ticking – it’s HERS).So being the dutiful daughter I am (and desperate for a different topic) I let the world know I was looking for a man. Bad Idea! Who knew my friends knew so little about me. Continue reading
