{"id":382,"date":"2011-12-31T16:38:20","date_gmt":"2012-01-01T00:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/?p=382"},"modified":"2011-12-31T16:38:20","modified_gmt":"2012-01-01T00:38:20","slug":"fun-times-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/fun-times-at-work\/","title":{"rendered":"fun times at work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Occasionally you luck out. You find a job that matches your off-beat, off-colour and off-balance sense of humour. <\/p>\n<p>Not long after I started, I walked down the hall to give the boss his mail. I notice the CFO is in with him so I turn to go back, the mail can wait. The CFO sees me and says, &#8220;Come on in.&#8221;, the boss pipes up, &#8220;We have our clothes on.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I walk in and give the boss his mail and say, &#8220;Where&#8217;s the fun in that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>One of the fellows I work with is an older gent, well past the age of retirement, but still sharp and spry with a quick wit that&#8217;s thoroughly enjoyable to be around. <\/p>\n<p>I happened to follow him down the hall one day as he left the bathroom, &#8220;Gerald,&#8221; I called out to him, &#8220;It&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m looking at your butt&#8230; well ok I am, but you need to fix your pocket, it&#8217;s hanging out over your waistband obstructing my view.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This same gentleman came to be with a massive binder. He plopped it down on my desk and I looked at him and said, &#8220;That thing&#8217;s huge.&#8221; Without missing a beat he said, &#8220;Shhh don&#8217;t tell anyone.&#8221; (that had us both laughing til tears ran down our faces and folks from the other offices poked their head out to see what was so funny)<\/p>\n<p>My favourite guy from the field came in to turn in his gas receipts. I love chatting with him and hate the fact that it takes him so long to go through a tank of gas. One day I complained, &#8220;Took you long enough.&#8221; He pitched his voice low and sexy, &#8220;I know how to make it last a long time.&#8221; (Damn, I just about orgasmed on the spot)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Occasionally you luck out. You find a job that matches your off-beat, off-colour and off-balance sense of humour.  <a href=\"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/fun-times-at-work\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-at-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=382"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":389,"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/382\/revisions\/389"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}