{"id":210,"date":"2010-10-12T10:47:30","date_gmt":"2010-10-12T17:47:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/?p=210"},"modified":"2010-10-12T10:49:01","modified_gmt":"2010-10-12T17:49:01","slug":"subway-crotch-shots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/subway-crotch-shots\/","title":{"rendered":"subway crotch shots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Believe it or not&#8230; the worst offenders of crotch related offences on transit aren&#8217;t the voyeurs. <\/p>\n<p>Most people when faced with someone&#8217;s crotch inches away from the end of their nose, try to lean back and look away. <\/p>\n<p>The crotch-etiest offenders lean in close, giving their sitting targets no place to escape. Maybe it&#8217;s meant as a punishment for those who managed to get a seat&#8230;after all their world becomes a vision of fabric covering places you normally don&#8217;t want strangers sticking their noses. <\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t even say it&#8217;s only the guys who are doing it, or that the offender is doing it on purpose (although, the guy who kept ramming his semi-hard dick into my shoulder was definitely on a mission &#8211; but that&#8217;s a different story).<\/p>\n<p>I saw one chick on the train the other day who while I was coming home from work. She was well dressed (short skirt, heels, blazer), had a purse and a shopping bag in one hand and was texting with the other. Apparently hanging on wasn&#8217;t a priority. <\/p>\n<p>Every time the train stopped and started she thrust out her hips to balance herself&#8230; right into the face of the elderly lady sitting in the senior&#8217;s seating fold-down chair. The poor woman looked horrified each time the crotch came her way (and it&#8217;s not like she could put up her hand to push it away).<\/p>\n<p>So a plea from all of us who managed to get a sea on the subway. Please keep your crotch to yourself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Believe it or not&#8230; the worst offenders of crotch related offences on transit aren&#8217;t the voyeurs. Most people when faced with someone&#8217;s crotch inches away from the end of their nose, try to lean back and look away. The crotch-etiest offenders lean in close, giving their sitting targets no place to escape.  <a href=\"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/subway-crotch-shots\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[42,43],"class_list":["post-210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ontransit","tag-crotches","tag-on-transit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":218,"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions\/218"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkicism.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}